In our office you can never quite figure out what some one will say, do or write. This hilarious post below was written by Donna…

Yes I wanted to post it because… I CAN!!!

The advantages and disadvantages of having more than 19 kids

In this day and age, most people stop procreating at around three or four kids. If you’re Brangelina, you go up to six. But if you’re tempted to continue until you have more than 19 kids, here are the significant advantages and disadvantages:

The advantages

• You have a complete soccer team… and then some
• Fathers Day or Mothers Day is a real cash cow
• Chances are there’s a huge age difference between your oldest and youngest – so you’ll always have a babysitter
• Hand me down clothes are a real cost saving
• You’ll have at least 70 grandchildren and probably 180 great grandchildren
• You become the poster child for family planning
• You can run your own family business and never have to deal with the CCMA
• You will never be lonely… ever

The disadvantages

• You will never remember all their names or birthdays
• 20 kids equals at least one kiddies’ birthday party each month – have you ever been to a kiddies’ birthday party? Pure hell I tell you
• Imagine how many parent-teacher evenings you have to attend
• You will have to rent a bus for family outings
• Father Christmas will give your house a skip completely because it’s just too damn expensive
• Two words: medical bills
• Another two words: school bills
• One washing machine just won’t cut it
• You will always be broke
• You will be old young
• When you’re old, you’ll be the ping pong parent as they try fob you off on each other
• You have to have two and a half dinner and cutlery sets, and a really long dining room table
• You will never be able to touch the TV remote
• You will never be alone… ever